FOTP Friday List for … January 8th, 2021

To quell the violence that came from the AntiFA left, I may declare Martial Law which I’m TOTALLY allowed to do in situations like this, and it’s happened MANY times before in the past. It’s named after General Martial, which a lot of people don’t know.

The VICE president is no angel. I thought his performance yesterday was disgusting and against the will of the PEOPLE who put him there, like me. A lot of people are telling me to fire him. I’m thinking about it or maybe letting him twist in the wind. I haven’t decided.

My lawyers are…


FOTP News in Review for … Sunday, January 3rd, 2021

Pete Seeger was once asked if he felt his music had made a difference in the world, to which he responded, “I don’t know. But I do know I’ve met the good people. The people with live hearts, live eyes, and live minds.”

Yesterday, on Meet the Press, right around the time it was revealed the president had tried to strong-arm the secretary of state of Georgia into finding more votes, and that increasing numbers of GOP senators — including my own, Oklahoma Senator James Lankford, who is acting like Donald Trump’s spiritual donkey of late — are backing the…


January 2, 2021 at 11.50 a.m. CST

In an effort to overturn the results of last night’s NCAA College Football Playoff semifinal game between Ohio State and Clemson in the Sugar Bowl, in New Orleans, in which Ohio State prevailed 49–28, South Carolina Republican Senator Lindsey Graham (Clemson, known as the Tigers, is located in Clemson, South Carolina) announced that he plans to object to the NCAA’s decision to allow Ohio State to play in the College Football Playoff National Cham. Game on January 11, against Alabama, in Miami.

“All I know,” said the senator, “is we were up 14–0…


FOTP Friday List for … December 31st, 2020

(Special New Year’s Eve edition)

  1. That the United States goes down in flames and that when the book of the country’s demise is written, he is featured, 45 pounds thinner, astride a photo of it on the cover — like one of those “Left Behind” novels — orchestrating the destruction.
  2. That Tom Brady divorces Gisele Bündchen and marries Ivanka.
  3. That Jared Kushner is sentenced for securities fraud and Ivanka divorces him in anticipation of Brady leaving Bündchen.
  4. That JFK in NYC is renamed TWA (Trump World Airport) and, if not that, that its new global departure building be renamed “Trump…

FOTP News in Review for … Sunday, December 27th, 2020

Producers at NBC, apparently not willing to give Chuck Todd the full day off, but allowing him to work the equivalent of a half day, put together a Meet the Press on Sunday morning that featured appearances by Senator/Vice President/and now President-elect Joe Biden throughout the decades. Which meant featuring by way of his receding hairline but same magnificent teeth a sane, measured, often maddeningly polished, calculating, and generally decent public servant.

Those were the days, huh, when such a thing instilled confidence in the sentient among us.

Biden has appeared on the show, according to Todd, 50 times, and…


FOTP News in Review for … Sunday, December 20th, 2020

In much the same way that only the Trump administration can make one root for Big Pharma (Pfizer kneeing Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis was really kind of fun, though), only its curious collection of grifters, Nazi channelers, and thin-skinned skulking effete can make us long for the statesman that is Mitt Romney.

Let’s review, shall we?

“There are 47 percent of the people who will vote for the president no matter what,” Romney said in the video. “All right, there are 47 percent who are with him, who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe…


Dr. Mehmet Oz

FOTP Friday List for … December 18th, 2020

  1. A Misunderstood Love Story: President Trump and the African Americans
  2. Donald Trump, the Quiet Scholar (Hosted by Sean Hannity)
  3. The Diastolic of America: Dr. Mehmet Oz on how President Trump healed a nation
  4. The Jesus in Me: President Donald Trump reads from and leads a discussion of the Beatitudes
  5. Constitutional Trump: Rudy Giuliani and William Barr on how President Trump channeled the Founding Fathers for a GREAT America
  6. How Trump Won Hollywood: Scott Baio and Jon Voight on the end of liberals in Tinseltown
  7. It’s a Mean, Mean, Mean Press: Kellyanne Conway, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Kayleigh McEnany, and Bill O’Reilly…

FOTP News in Review

December 14th at 1.55 p.m. CST

(Washington Post) President Trump today reportedly asked lawyers in the White House if he could “pre-pardon [Phillip] the guy, the kid Johnson” for crimes committed when Johnson allegedly stabbed four people at a rally yesterday in downtown Washington, D.C.

The president, who made the remarks at a Rose Garden ceremony, ostensibly staged to laud the administration’s efforts to cobble together the recent Israeli-Morocco peace deal, said of Mr. Johnson, “I don’t know if he was a Proud Boy, a term I never liked but it means boys who have confidence and love for America…


FOTP Friday List for … December 11th, 2020

  1. “For the President and the Vice President of the United States are the only elected officials who represent all the voters in the Nation and we really don’t like the guy who won, especially because his son, not the deceased one (We have no problem with him. He died. Whatever. A lot of people do) but the other one, the one who goes by Hunter, or so he says that’s his name, who was caught with a laptop in Delaware, by way of California, or something like that. We’re sure you read the stories. His father should be in jail…

FOTP News in Review for … Sunday, December 6th, 2020

There was a moment yesterday on Meet the Press when Joe Manchin, Democratic senator (nominally speaking) from West Virginia, was explaining the problem with his party that I wanted to throw a dozen unused Mylan EpiPens at the screen.

I joke, of course. Who the hell can afford to throw these pens willy-nilly around the house?

Barry Friedman

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